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I'm a loving, non-violent, spiritual person. Really, I am. It just so happens most things fall outside the level of my spiritality which means I get to shove my Gucci heel up someones ass and assualt them with whatever vehement rhetoric and four letter words come to mind. But outside of those situations that lack cogent spirituality? Oh yea, totally loving, non-violent, and spirutal.

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I'm just a nut, tryin' to bust a nut. Oh, and I'm her bitch, yea, the one up there in the most disgusting D&G sunglassess I've ever seen.

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

The Hand You Hold Is The Hand That Holds You Down


It really is unfair when you're a procrastinator by nature, and the person who assigns you work is also a procrastinator by nature. It's fucking up my system of slacking off. Now, he gives me projects days before their due, instead of weeks like I prefer. This is seriously affecting my all-time top score on minesweeper! Oh, and it's affecting my net surfing time, as well. Sorry.

It's really not like I have anything worthwhile to talk about. Still dreading my upcoming vacation, and still unsure about this whole guy thing. I've spent a lot of time with him, and I'm not sure if I'm slightly interested because I'm fairly certain he is interested. Why does it happen like that? You find out someone likes you, and then all of a sudden you find yourself liking them. Psychology is a mother fucker.

The guy hasn't bothered to make a move on me, either. It's a bit disheartening. The only physical contact we have is when we're literally beating the shit out of each other. When we go our separate ways after a "date" there's no hug, no anything. This only makes me believe that the interest I think, and everyone at the training center thinks, is there is all in my wee little fanciful fabricated retardation and subsequent thought process'. I really am not built for dating of any kind, I'm realizing. Either that or I've been out of this bullshit game so fucking long that I have no idea what to do with myself when anything goes beyond mere friendship and being the ultimate wing man.

Which I am by the way. I've even thought about starting a business, because I get more guys laid by chicks they thought were unattainable than you could imagine. Such a business would translate into an escort service, and I think my legal career and credibility, and most likely my family, would oust me in the most hateful way possible, so I'll stick to doing it for friends.

Okay, that was tangential. Sorry. Time to get back to minesweeper!

kitty kat spoke at 8:17 AM and 5 people united to combat the evil fucking care bear stare